You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Jiffy-Pop gone horribly, horribly wrong.


At 7:15pm January 25th, 2005 an unnamed woman entered an AMC multiplex theater on the city's east side, wearing a large overcoat resembling popcorn. Chaos ensued as she was mistaken for a "Jumbo" sized popcorn bucket. Tonight she is in critical condition, suffering a broken collarbone and 2nd degree burns obtained by being doused in movie theater butter.

Film at eleven.