You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Friday, June 17, 2005


Melania knew that Bobbie had adopted the most adorable little ginger kitten, so she decided to knit up some super awesome kitty toys.

Bobbie absolutely loved the toys. She thought the mice were cute, but she adored the teaser toy. She raved about how much fun it would be and how much Snaps the kitten would love to chase it around. She went on and on about it for what seemed like hours. Man, did she love that teaser toy.

Melania got to thinking... she thought and thought and thought and thought some more. "What could I make," she thought, "for Bobbie's birthday?" A fifty watt bulb went off over her head. "I've got it!"

"Hmm," Melania thought, "I wonder why Bobbie looks so pissed off?"