You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Thursday, July 21, 2005

I, erm... well take a look.

The website I snagged this deliciousness from describes these as
Low-waisted, super short, totally gay, rainbow hot pants with sassy tie-front closure.

I have nothing to add to that. They speak for themselves, don't they?

Here's an action shot! Now, I don't claim to be an expert, but I did go to the pride parade this year, and I didn't see a single lesbian wearing hotpants.

No, at that parade, the men wore the (hot)pants.

And yet our model (unless he met up with Lorena Bobbitt in a dark alley, in which case, sorry!) is not. Might that be because packaging a, erm... package in knitted cotton hotpants with a half inch inseam might not be the best idea ever?