You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Mailbag Day!

Laura sent this one in.

"Yeah," Tiffani said, "the nipplectomy was totally worth it. I'm getting loads and loads of offers now."

Whoever designed this has apparently never lived in the real world. The world in which little things like showing off your entire right breast are frowned upon. This sweater? This sweater right here? Completely typifies everything that is wrong with the industry catering to HYUKs. Screw you industry. Screw you HYUKs.

Woo... gettin' a little soapboxy in here. -ahem-

Also, good call with the pockets on the knees of those pants. Functionality? Who needs it?

I don't know about you, but when I think of cute summer tops, fun fur immediately springs to mind. And if you can combine that with a technicolor tropical sunset scene? It's like summer knitting nirvana! Thanks for sending that in, Yong-Mi. I know now what my summer wardrobe was missing.

Ok, this might blow your mind a little, but it takes an entire page of directions to make this necklace.

An entire page. An entire page of instructions that Audra sums up perfectly:

"Wrap the skeins around your neck.

The END"

This is just sad.