You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Oh, fabulous!

Sporty and chic... with crooked, saggy breasts... Or maybe it's just that the stripe is asymetrical. I can't tell, and seriously, the less time I spend staring at this chick's breasts, the better.

And though I would have loved them when I was a teenager, I just don't get the detachable sleeve thing. Why bother?!

(Also, it's taking all of my willpower not to make a blue balls joke.)