Sporty and chic... with crooked, saggy breasts... Or maybe it's just that the stripe is asymetrical. I can't tell, and seriously, the less time I spend staring at this chick's breasts, the better.
And though I would have loved them when I was a teenager, I just don't get the detachable sleeve thing. Why bother?!
(Also, it's taking all of my willpower not to make a blue balls joke.)