We have a winner!

Thanks to all of you who imaginatively and wittily (and I must add, kinkily---anyone who thinks knitters are prim and proper would be shocked by all the glory hole/S&M references) submitted comments for our First Ever Caption Contest.

Sorry we don't have anything to offer other than a mention here and the admiration and envy of....well, at least a few hundred.

There were many hilarious entries, but the one PRK and I picked, based on wit, brevity, and originality was from the lovely and talented Gayle J:

Mullah Aswan shakes his head, and explains for the fourth time to Miriam, his newest Islamic studies student, "It's the EYES that remain uncovered, dear."

Congrats, Gayle!