Is it me, or is it the dayQuil?

Let me start out by saying that I'm sick as a dog today, so if I'm less than coherent, well, bear with me, ok?

Now, I'll admit it. I'm hopped up on dayQuil and I may be prone to a bit of the old visual hallucination. Are those really knitted hotpant overalls made of self striping sock yarn? -blinks-

(Big fat smooshy thanks to Alligator Juice for scanning like, the entire issue for us.)