You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Friday, September 09, 2005

Poor L'il Punkin.


Sorry Berroco. After that Gypsy bullshit from last time, you're going to have to do a lot better than this to get me all riled up.
(And before we get started, I know this isn't that ugly, but it is ridiculously ill-concieved.)

I ... -sigh- Who would do that to their toddler? I mean, little things are cute. I get that. Little pumpkins? Cute. Little kids? Cute. Ergo, Little kids dressed as little pumpkins? Cute.

This? Not cute at all. That kid is going to take two steps, catch her toes on the ridiculous tie thing that hangs down, take a header and be unable to catch herself because one of the armholes is completely obscured by leafy greens, and that's if -if- the kid can manage to get her arms out at all. And let's hope that nothing catches that leaf garland on the way down either... nothing like a strangulation device on a costume.

That kid is adorable, though. Hope she withstands the trauma of being photographed in this monstrosity.

Also (and look out, here comes Ms. Anal-Retentive) pumkin stems aren't black.