You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Monday, October 03, 2005

Ren-fest Wear, Part II.

Thanks to loyal reader Kathy Merrick, for sending me to the crochet section of the Lion Brand site, where I found this little beauty.

Where to begin....I don't know, maybe the bizarre aerobics class stretching pose? What the hell was the "art director" (ok, using that term VERY loosely) thinking? Look, I know they are trying to bring the 80s back, but this is just ridiculous. Belted leotards? I think even Jane Fonda would turn that shit down.

And the gauntlets themselves----why sure, I'd just LOVE to make something that makes my hands look like a plucked turkey!

Don't even get me started on the clown collar. Eesh.

PRK says: This came from the comments. One word. Ew.