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Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Friday, December 02, 2005

Stitches Midwest, Part 2

I made a conscious decision not to prey on the attendees at Stitches. That is too easy and too cruel, even for me. Vendors, however, should expect open season.

Although this website features handknitting patterns gone awry, Stitches featured some real beauties for the machine knitter.

Check out the green sweater. Do you see the cat? Huh? Clever! (Either that cat is really big or the squirrel is the size of a cat's eyeball.)

And the peacock sweater vest. All I can say is, why. WHY???

ETA: And enough crapping on the Midwest. Stitches has the same nasty patterns all over the country.