The Return of the Boyfriend Sweater Curse.
Ever had a guy you just coudn't get rid of? Who clung tenaciously to you, like a booger you just couldn't flick? I absolutely guarantee that all you have to do is show him this picture and indicate your intention to make it for him for (fill in the blank: his birthday, some holiday, etc). Then watch as he suddenly "needs his space."
And if he doesn't run.....maybe the witness protection program is a good option for you. Because if he likes this....well....it's too frightening to contemplate.
And yes, that is a knitted coordinated tie.