You Knit What??

Seriously. What the hell were you thinking?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006


How is that even structurally sound?!

Like, who said to the designer, "That knee length knit dress is a bit plain. I tell you what! Lop the top off just under the boobs, add a row of granny squares. Only, make no attempt whatsoever to integrate them into the dress.

And then the sleeves. Chop them off and add a kicky granny square cuff.

And the remaining skirt? Way too long. Hack it off and add a scalloped crochet edging. The kids'll love it."