Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Koigu Pants.
Yes, you heard right. Koigu. Pants. Two words which should never appear together. Koigu on its own? Perhaps for socks, a shawl, a baby gift? Lovely! Pants? Absolutely necessary! The two together? Unforgiveable fug. Not only are they astoundingly unflattering and about to start sagging and bagging, they look like they'd take a really long time to make. And require lots of seaming. Itchy.