Ways to shill your crappy yarn, Part 142

I know!! Let's make lamps!

I'm envisioning a clear base.....stuffed with tacky, brightly-colored yarn! And using the same shredded-looking yarn on the shade! How kicky!

I think these crafters sniffed their glue guns a little too closely when coming up with these beauties. And yes, this was published by a yarn company, right next to their knitting patterns.