Oh for the love of Cindy Lou Who.

Between the ruffles, horizontal striping, and cutoff length, this sweater should not be attempted by anyone either:

1. over 25 or
2. over 100 lbs.

Which disqualifies about 99.99999995% of the knitters out there. Good job knowing your customer!

Besides, even if I was that skinny/young, I wouldn't wear this. Way too Seussy-cutesy.