Aww, you guys....

You're so sweet. Thanks for all the nice comments.

Sorry about the few postings lately. Over here at the Fugknit Palace we're just trying not to melt or kill someone in this heat. Even looking at knitted stuff just seems too hot.

Thanks to knitteen for sending in this little beauty.

Sorry folks.

We had a little difficulty downloading to blogger, so sorry for the delay.

But doesn't this suck???

Really, doesn't this say "I have size 35 needles and I'm not afraid to use them!!!"

Eesh. I'm too tired to come up with anything else. Have at it. Ick.

If vomit was yarn...or yarn was vomit

Ok, the shape is acceptable. I personally am a little over the flyaway cardigan but it's not awful.

However:

1. The yarn is just nasty. It already looks like an old rag and the colors add up to bile.

2. It looks like it itches. Why doesn't she have a shirt under it?

3. Why doesn't the model have a navel? Does she come from the Planet of Models With Really Long Torsos, where reproduction is done via mitosis? That is just creepy looking.

Huh?

I was so busy trying to figure out what the hell is going on in this picture that I couldn't tell what the knitted objects are supposed to be.

The afghan? Socks? Weird drapey Flashdance-esque thing? I have no idea.

Ok everyone, repeat after me:

Horizontal stripes are not flattering.

Horizontal stripes are not flattering.

Especially when they are only around your middle and obliterate any notion of a bustline or waist.

Ways to shill your crappy yarn, part 1 million

Yes, that horrid sweater DOES look like the godseye you made at Girl Scout Camp. Here it is.

Stop! In the name of fug.

Boxy unflattering sweater over leggings. I guess the 80s really are back. And not in a good way.

BTW, has anyone seen the guy from Flock of Seagulls lately? So very very sad.

ETA: I put in the FoS reference due to the crappy show last summer that had old acts perform in competition.....anyone remember the name? Anyhoo, the guy from FoS is SO NOT COOL anymore. And he was for about 30 seconds.....anyone remember?

A double whammy.

It's Koigu abuse.....and child abuse to put a poor kid in an outfit this heinous.

OMG!

OMG!OMG! I have an innie, too!

Hey, eveyone, look!

I have an innie!